Okay, not your barn (watch this to see the barn reference), but how about running PHP natively on your Mainframe?

It should surprise no one that the use of PHP is growing in enterprise environments.  I’m not suggesting that PHP is replacing other “enterprise-class” technologies.  Rather, PHP is being used as part of the enterprise IT bag of tricks.  Sometimes when you’re digging a hole, you need a shovel, other times you need a backhoe.  Let your job dictate the tools you use.

PS: James pointed out the availability of PHP for Z/OS on alphaworks.